We are emptying the dishwasher on a Sunday afternoon.
2y9m: Mommy, what this?
Me: That’s a rubber cork.
2y9m: It pur-pull. What cork?
Me: It is like a lid for a wine bottle. Y’know, if you have extra wine.
2y9m: What extra?
Me: Y’know, I really don’t know. I’ve heard of it but never seen it. Like a hippogriff.
2y9m: Hippagiff. Harry Potter hippagiff?
Me: Yep. Now put the cork back in the drawer, please.
(Got ’em at Target!)*
*No, neither Target nor OXO gave me anything for that plug. Just sayin’. Not that kind of blogger.